trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS



shsllittlebacon:

FUCK I DIDN’T GET THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER



dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that



  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?


vinebox:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

goodnight!



iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

#fav 


“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.”

— Anonymous (via blackbruise)

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